Snape: I’m taking away your job.
Student: NO! Wait, I only have 1 task left to finish!
Snape: Time’s up.
no no AAA
Text on the sheet: test work
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Snape: Why are you such a bully?
Harry: I have a street education
Snape: True story
Lettering on a leaf: Snape are goof
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Snape: 5 points
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~Oh no, the violence in the classroom …. He strokes him very rudely on the head!~
Snape: Stop talking, Weasley
terrible truth. Snape tried to rub a hole in the Weasley’s head to find his brain
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I hope no one is offended
text:
*Snape first works first year*
Snape: Do not run along the corridor!I will call Filch here right now! god!
Snape still can’t get used to the fact that it is not necessary to waste his nerves screaming and it is possible to silently remove points for disturbing the order.
Snape on a business trip. He was sent to work in a Russian magic school, which can only be reached on foot following the GPS-woolen ball, but he rolled off somewhere and Snape got lost. Good luck to him.
The usual situation of the Russian bureaucracy: the Portkey for moving was not issued, because some paper was filled in incorrectly, the application can be re-sent only after six months. Russian law prohibits “Apparition” on the territory of the state for persons who do not have Russian citizenship. Violation of this prohibition will be considered a violation of the territorial integrity of the state.
I can’t translate because of the wordplay, but the point is, Harry was rude to Snape.
Snape: Director! This child speaks rudely to me!
Albus: oh merlin
Snape: There is an emergency exit to the right along the corridor. Shoot down everyone in your path, especially children.
Harry: I get it
Snape is tired of hospital food
snape: there’s an empty armchair there, in case you don’t know
harry: thanks, I’m comfortable here
Snape is Harry’s adoptive parent.
AU where Snape teaches Muggle Physics.
You might think the ring hangs too low, but let’s keep in mind that dogs don’t throw balls, they catch them.
Musical AU
Snape conductor in an orchestra, Lupin is a music teacher at a music school, plays accordion.
part 2. The Russian adaptation of Snape’s name in the book is consonant with the word “Snow”. Северус Снегг (one of the variants of translation of the book)
